YA SEE, A FEW YEARS BACK, ON A ROUTINE DIG FOR CLAYDOLLS, A LANDSLIDE BROKE OUT AND NEARLY BROKE MY LEG IN TWO. THEY HAD TO OPERATE QUICKLY, SO THEY USED THE CLAYDOLL I FOUND TO SAVE MY LEG. EVER SINCE, I'VE HAD WHAT THEY CALL DILLO DNA. THE DOCTOR SAYS IT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN THE AVERAGE JOE.
